I found this one over at Daily Kos and had to share:

Wouldn’t you feel better giving all those guys with “size issues” wro drive Hummers (specifically the H2, but the H1 and H3 are certainly game) a piece of your mind? Tired of seeing them cut you off in traffic due to the vehicle’s immense blind spot? Worried that their non-standard bumper height will behead you if you are involved in an accident? Incensed that, on a good day, a H2 gets around 10 miles per gallon of premium unleaded petrol?

Then give that Hummer the finger!